Fuckin Photogs

An advance copy of U2's brand new album -- not due in stores until
November -- was stolen last week at a photo shoot in the south of
France, and the band is terrified it's going to turn up online, the
Telegraph reports. If so, lead singer Bono has a plan: "If it is on
the internet this week, we will release it immediately as a legal
download on iTunes, and get hard copies into the shops by the end of
the month," he told the paper. "It would be a real pity. It would screw
up years of work and months of planning, not to mention fucking up our
holidays. But once it's out, it's out."